Shave your beard ... I liked it better when you were shaven and your whiskers didn't poke into my pussy so much.

You know that if I shave my wife will get suspicious that I'm up to something.

Please, do it for me.

Ok (he realizes she already has all the stuff there, so he knows she's been planning this)

(on the way home) I need to get home quietly .. but I'm just going to exchange one headache (shaving beard for gf) for another (having to explain it to wife in the morning)

(gets into bed) What are you doing, Michael?! My husband's going to come home any minute! (she's been cheating on him with a shaved-man that she mistakes him for)

It's good to be able to get away and fuck any time.

(they get done fucking in private to come out and realize everyone's having an orgy)

hard to tell, but the punchline is along the lines of "a person who is driven wins" ... it's a play on words of "ridden"... he rode the lawyer hard, so she's driven to win.

Let's do it in the grass.

NO!

Let's do it in the church ruins.

NO!

I'll buy us some champagne and get you some roses.

NO!

What's wrong with you?

To go out with you my mother made me swear to answer all of your questions with "NO!"

Well, then ... do you have something against fucking?

NO! (smile)

(usually she has one orgasm, but today he knocked them out of the park with her)

this ones hard to make sense of, because they're using tennis slang in their own language.

Basically the guy is eyeing some babes playing tennis. He fucks the red-outfitted one on the court. ("went from the post" ... tennis talk ... but alludes to sex)


He goes up to his room to find the other girl waiting for him. ("trieben" = float ... float is a term used for serving ... she was serving her pussy up to him)

Her brother enters the room, and she "dies" (ie: orgasms ... in sports terms she hit a wall and was done).

The way they're making her brother sound, he enters the room like he's a second person in a doubles-match covering for her... and he has no skill (has no skill in fucking men, ie: not gay), but he has a damn strong charge (he's good at "charging the net") ... IE: he knocked the guy the fuck out.

xxx http://bc.vc/kJIAz1 xxx

xxxx http://bc.vc/kJIAz1 xxxx

End panel translation amounts to something along the lines of "I want you to have a bigger dick" because she's not satisfied by him.

Better Translation:

"After this live representation on piano keys, you now know that every white lies between two blacks..."

(pretty self explanatory, because there's no cultural in-joke)