(driving) ... (that's a) perfect spot for our tent, I think ...

(girl) Well, now the division of labor. I'll cook dinner, Shirley unpacks the car, and you wash the clothes ...

(girl at stream) Wow, I have no idea who you are ... but you can be sure that I'm here all week on vacation!

(guy) This place is nice, I see ....

(girl) If you have to ask...

(guy) It's nice to see someone that looks good. Some people shouldn't be allowed in here! (ie: ugly people shouldn't be allowed in here)

(guy) It just hurts my eyes ... I'm pretty sure I've never seen you here before ... you look new.

(girl) True, I am here for the first time ...

(guy) Are you here by yourself? You look so lost out. Would you care to spend the evening together? (loose translation)

(girl) No, I'm not here by myself.

(guy) shame shame (thinking she's here with another guy)

(girl) I'm here with a bunch of friends!

(guy, excited) then you can bring them along ...! The more the merrier! ... how are you paying for the trip? (unsure about last sentence of translation, but it has something to do with "cost", and since he's being a d-bag I think he's being a jerk by insinuating a woman can't pay for anything on her own)

(girl) That's not a nice thing to ask ...

(girl) We're here to teach ... we're all instructors ...

(guy) Hey, maybe you can give me a lesson ...? Maybe I can do an oral examination with you ... ha ha ha

(girl) We teach self defense for girls!

(d-bag is about to get his ass kicked for being a d-bag)

(thief) "Give me your money!"

(girl) "But, I have no money with me!"

(thief) "Really?! We'll see! Undress!"

(girl) "No! Please!"

(thief) "Come on, take it off!"

(thief) "You're not hiding any money there are you?! (looking at pussy)" (loose translation)

(girl) "No, really!"

(starts fondling and fingering her pussy)

(thief) "You're right! Not a penny found..."

(girl starts getting off to his fondling)

(girl) "Please! Keep going! I'll write you a check!"

And the seriously sorry crap goes on....

(this is a different art style of a similar comic on here ... essentially his older sister catches him looking at a titty mag. So, she decides to take his sex education into her own hands, and show him what a woman is all about. After taking her clothes off, she points to her pussy and says "this is where the man comes in" (cums in). He looks at it and says "That's amazing! It even has a door mat for him to wipe his feet on!")

(comic is titled "a bit too young", but I think they mean "not too bright")

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(red) "Hey, dude"

(yellow) "Hey!"

(red) "Cool! Where did you find that (bike)?"

(yellow, recalling what happened)

"I was in the park. A young girl came along on her bike. ... And she stopped by me."

(girl) "I take it that you're here alone?"

"Then she took off her blouse."

"Then she took off her mini skirt."

"And then she said to me..."

(girl, nude) "See anything you like (want to take)?" (loose translation ... she's obviously offering herself up to him, and wants him to "take her" / fuck her)

(yellow) "So, naturally, I took the bike."

(red) "You did well, because that miniskirt certainly wouldn't have fit you."

(essentially, both of these guys are idiots)

(girl) "You drive too slow! Listen, I have a proposal: for every five kilometers over the speed limit you drive I take something off!"

(guy) "YEAH!"

(guy) "Go, baby, go on!"

(guy) "YEE-HAW!"

(get in wreck)

(guy), "Quick! Go get help, I'm stuck!"

(girl) "But I have no clothes!"

(guy) "Take that shoe there, but just hurry up!"

(waves down trucker)

(girl) "STOP!"

(girl) "My friend is trapped, and I can't get him out!"

(trucker): "Well, missy, (looking at shoe, thinking it's sticking out of her cunt) if he's that far in there I don't think he's ever gonna come out!"

(this is an old joke, and the artist didn't draw the punchline well... the girl should be holding up two shoes over her crotch, and the soles of the shoes should be facing outwards... Once you have that image in mind, it makes more sense what the truck driver is saying... it looks like a guy dove head-first into her cunt, and he went in so far that only his feet (the shoes) are sticking out... hence "if he's in that far, he's never gonna come out!")

[Like every Saturday Sweet Sweet (the girl's name?) is on the way to the market. (the translation comes out to "Sweet Sweet", so I'm guessing that's her name, and she's the main character in a long-running series of comics by the artist)]

[On the way she sees two girls that have a vegetable stall.]

[The girls play their part with innocence.]

(big girl) "I'd like one lettuce salad ..."

(girls) "Take what you like."

(boy black hat) "She's got her nose in the vegetables!"

(boy brown hat) "pull, Owen!"

(boys) "Ha-HA!"

(big girl) "Rascals!"

(big girl) "I'm gonna spank your behind for this!" (loose translation)

(boy brown hat) "ahem ... speaking of 'behinds'" (as he walks around behind her)

(boys gathered behind her)

(boy w/o hat) "Is THAT why our dads are so interested in her?" (staring at ass)

(boy black hat) "It smells dirty ..."

(boy brown hat) "pff! you guys know nothing about it!"

[he explains everything about big sister]

(boy brown hat) "and in this hole you stick your (penis) ..."

(big girl) "not in that hole!"

[Sweet Sweet starts to protest, but ...]

(girl 1) "Here, even a banana!" (shoves banana down her throat)

(girl 2) "Then you can taste the carrots!"

[suddenly ...]

(boy w/o hat) "(Everyone) Go!"

(big girl) "hey ?! let me loose!"

"Bastards (cursing at kids)...!"

(the last sentence is getting lost in translation... it's either)

"If anyone passes by and sees me like this it'll be the last straw!"

-or-

"Guys! (talking to the passer-bys) I've reached my last straw (I'm in a really bad mess and need help)"

(either way, the dad's are walking by, and she's trapped with her ass sticking out... so it's assumed she's going to be taken advantage of)

"Lick your pussy juice off my glove."

edit of above ... since she's doing the back-stroke, I think the last line is her insinuating that she's had lots of experience "on her back".

(guy dives in)

(girl) "Impressive!"

(guy) "Meh, nothing special. I was a member of the Olympic team."

(girl jumps in)

(guy) "Of all people, were you also a member of the Olympic team?"

(girl) "No, but I have 10 years in Venice Hustle!" (ie: street-walking... working as a whore or being promiscuous in Venice)

Swallow that sperm, whore!