This one gets lost in translation, because I can't make out what's on the letter she pulls out of the envelope. That's the key to the joke.
Basically, the guy's trying to buy her something for her birthday. She doesn't want anything. He's talking to friends, and tells them that she has money, so if she wants something she just buys it for herself anyways. So, one friend says to buy her a card and put on it (the text in the letter). I think it has something to do with not having to put up with shit for two hours. So, she then up and leaves and says "see you in two hours".
I think the pun is that the car gives her a free "pass" to not have to hang around "shit" for a couple of hours... so she takes off from her husband to insinuate she thinks he's a piece of shit.
Again, lost in translation.
Date Jul 16, 2009UserzippRating QuestionableScore0(vote up)
Anonymous
2015-09-26 05:07:32>> #198795
Anonymous
2018-03-05 07:28:41>> #296631
Anonymous
2016-03-25 16:53:22>> #223602
Anonymous
2015-11-03 18:51:17>> #204362
Anonymous
2015-09-26 04:32:47>> #198794
Shadow_the_Hedgehog_
2015-09-26 02:59:09>> #198790
femboy_shania
2015-09-26 02:32:46>> #198787
Anonymous
2015-10-15 03:46:13>> #201736
Anonymous
2015-09-25 23:00:21>> #198774
Anonymous
2015-09-25 22:54:17>> #198773
source ruined any part of this being sexy...
Anonymous
2015-09-26 07:21:48>> #198806
Anonymous
2015-09-25 22:49:30>> #198769
Anonymous
2015-09-25 19:17:11>> #198758
Anonymous
2015-09-25 17:20:07>> #198747
Basically, the guy's trying to buy her something for her birthday. She doesn't want anything. He's talking to friends, and tells them that she has money, so if she wants something she just buys it for herself anyways. So, one friend says to buy her a card and put on it (the text in the letter). I think it has something to do with not having to put up with shit for two hours. So, she then up and leaves and says "see you in two hours".
I think the pun is that the car gives her a free "pass" to not have to hang around "shit" for a couple of hours... so she takes off from her husband to insinuate she thinks he's a piece of shit.
Again, lost in translation.
Anonymous
2015-09-25 17:08:51>> #198744
(guy) come on ... a quickie
(woman) No, stop, baby ... I want to sleep now ...
(guy) please!
(woman) no, it is late ... I ... zzz! ...
(guy) (getting horny while fondling her)
(I'm not sure if he's just rubbing his dick on her back, or if he's fucking her while she's asleep)
(woman wakes up) baby, I hear a sound ... it might be a mouse ... can you go take a look?
(guy) Don't worry! It's not a mouse! It's a snake! And it's 18cm (7") long.
Anonymous
2015-09-25 17:02:44>> #198742
(boy) uh, I don't think so.
(woman) Be a gentleman, and pick up the soap for me ... my little spy.
(boy) Yes Ma'am. Immediately.
(boy) oops (soap bar launches into her eye)
(woman) Jesus Christ, he's staring at my ass, and I can't fucking see shit anymore.
(boy) I'm sorry, ma'am.
(woman slips on soap while reaching for towel)
(I think the joke got lost in translation)