Some time in the future Lisa and Milhouse started dating after the prom Milhouse unzipped his pants and Lisa started sucking his cock. Lisa had never done this before but Milhouse did not care he just laid back.
Date Apr 20, 2014UserSimsPicturesRating ExplicitScore8(vote up)
(doctor) I remember your previous visit, Madam ... your husband was suffering from chronic fatigue ... and despite your efforts, he no longer showed any interest in love making ...
(doctor) I prescribed maximum strength aphrodisiac tablets ... a remedy, so to speak ... to be taken before meals ...
(doctor) How is your husband. How has he felt?
(lady) It's worked exactly as you had planned doctor.
Before dinner, I discreetly put a tablet in his glass ... And the results were not long in coming ... he could stand it no more ... (We did it) two, three times!]
(doctor) I fear this may have been too much! Forgive me and allow me to waive my fee! (loose translation ... he's compensating for the problem by not charging her for it)
(lady) Oh, do not bother doctor ... the restaurant didn't charge us anything either!
Date Aug 8, 2009UserzippRating QuestionableScore0(vote up)
(Unlike most other comics on here that are in Dutch, this one is in French)
(girl) Tell me, Christian! Do you not think that my eyes have the brilliance of the rarest stones?!
(guy) Uh! Yes Yes!
(girl) And my hair ... is it not like silk?!
(guy) Absolutely!
(girl) Are my breasts not like small mountains that point to heaven?!
(guy) mmm-hmmm, of course!
(girl) My little nest, is it not more comfy?!
(guy) (slurp!) oh yes, Lulu!
(girl) Ah, christian! I love when you say such things!
(last line is a loose translation ... she says "I love when things come from your cheeks" ... which implies "I love when such things come out of your mouth". The joke here, though, is that she's the one saying everything, and he's just agreeing with her. But, she implies that he's the one complimenting her.)
treita
2015-09-30 02:54:28>> #199345
Anonymous
2015-09-30 00:59:28>> #199334
after the prom Milhouse unzipped his pants and
Lisa started sucking his cock. Lisa had never done
this before but Milhouse did not care he just laid
back.
Anonymous
2015-09-29 23:35:17>> #199319
Anonymous
2015-09-29 22:19:25>> #199297
Anonymous
2015-09-29 21:55:44>> #199295
Anonymous
2015-09-29 21:28:15>> #199292
McUni03
2015-09-29 20:59:01>> #199287
Anonymous
2015-09-29 18:17:45>> #199277
Anonymous
2015-09-29 17:53:49>> #199276
(doctor) I remember your previous visit, Madam ... your husband was suffering from chronic fatigue ... and despite your efforts, he no longer showed any interest in love making ...
(doctor) I prescribed maximum strength aphrodisiac tablets ... a remedy, so to speak ... to be taken before meals ...
(doctor) How is your husband. How has he felt?
(lady) It's worked exactly as you had planned doctor.
Before dinner, I discreetly put a tablet in his glass ... And the results were not long in coming ... he could stand it no more ...
(We did it) two, three times!]
(doctor) I fear this may have been too much! Forgive me and allow me to waive my fee! (loose translation ... he's compensating for the problem by not charging her for it)
(lady) Oh, do not bother doctor ... the restaurant didn't charge us anything either!
Anonymous
2015-09-29 17:41:19>> #199274
(girl) Tell me, Christian! Do you not think that my eyes have the brilliance of the rarest stones?!
(guy) Uh! Yes Yes!
(girl) And my hair ... is it not like silk?!
(guy) Absolutely!
(girl) Are my breasts not like small mountains that point to heaven?!
(guy) mmm-hmmm, of course!
(girl) My little nest, is it not more comfy?!
(guy) (slurp!) oh yes, Lulu!
(girl) Ah, christian! I love when you say such things!
(last line is a loose translation ... she says "I love when things come from your cheeks" ... which implies "I love when such things come out of your mouth". The joke here, though, is that she's the one saying everything, and he's just agreeing with her. But, she implies that he's the one complimenting her.)