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Anonymous >> #198733
Posted on 2015-09-25 16:04:31 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
(girl) "You drive too slow! Listen, I have a proposal: for every five kilometers over the speed limit you drive I take something off!"

(guy) "YEAH!"

(guy) "Go, baby, go on!"

(guy) "YEE-HAW!"

(get in wreck)

(guy), "Quick! Go get help, I'm stuck!"

(girl) "But I have no clothes!"

(guy) "Take that shoe there, but just hurry up!"

(waves down trucker)

(girl) "STOP!"

(girl) "My friend is trapped, and I can't get him out!"

(trucker): "Well, missy, (looking at shoe, thinking it's sticking out of her cunt) if he's that far in there I don't think he's ever gonna come out!"

(this is an old joke, and the artist didn't draw the punchline well... the girl should be holding up two shoes over her crotch, and the soles of the shoes should be facing outwards... Once you have that image in mind, it makes more sense what the truck driver is saying... it looks like a guy dove head-first into her cunt, and he went in so far that only his feet (the shoes) are sticking out... hence "if he's in that far, he's never gonna come out!")

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