Anonymous >> #325349
Posted on 2019-01-14 07:13:12 Score: 2 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Bender could never get the hang of humans, their behavior, anatomy, or sexual practices!
Sharing an apartment with Fry was great, he deeply cared for the human but could never show it, after all he had his reputation to keep up!
But to him the human body were so strange, he had seen Fry uncovered countless times, in the bathroom expelling waste matter or washing, he always slept that way, and some days he would lay around the apartment snacking and watching TV without bothering to put on outer coverings for hours!
To Bender this was logical, he never used outer coverings on his metal skin, there was no need, even the humans did not need them on warm days, on Freedom Day everyone spent twenty-four hours with out them, to go out in the city you would see tens of thousands of people of all ages and sexes wondering around without any coverings at all, humans were so strange!!
But it was human anatomy that really puzzled Bender, what was the point of that strange dangling structure between Fry's legs, he had seen Fry standing at the toilet expelling liquid waste from it, which to Bender seemed a bad design, nearly as bad as the design for expelling solid waste, you had to hold it in you hand to guide the liquid flow, why couldn't it steer itself??
What was even stranger was that it sometimes increased in size and become hard, which seemed to give Fry a lot of pleasure, he had seen him rubbing it while looking at pictures of uncovered human females, after a while an odd looking substance would be pumped out, much to Fry's delight, all very odd!!
But the oddest thing involved females, they all had a strange slot between their legs which in a way defined them as female, as well as the odd soft super-structures they all had on their chests, Bender was surprised at how much these varied in shape and size, what their function was he had no idea!!
He had come home one day to find Fry and the female called Amy laying on the sofa, they were both uncovered, Fry's thing had gone into hardness and growth mode, it was now a lot bigger then when flaccid, but the strange thing was he kept thrusting it into Amy's slot, were they exchanging data??
Plus Fry was squeezing Amy's super-structures, all very odd, after a while Fry stopped Amy turned over then Fry started again, only this time he was thrusting inside her solid waste shute, finally he pulled out and squirted some strange substance from it into her mouth!!
When they were finished he asked them about what they had been doing, apparently it was called sex or fucking, which for some strange unknown reason gave them both a lot of pleasure, the thing between Fry's legs was called a cock or penis, when it stiffened it was called having an erection or hard on, Amy's slot was called a pussy, her rear end was called an ass and the waste shute an anus, her super-structures were called tits or breasts and the strange substance that pumped out of Fry's erect penis was called cum!!
After a while Amy kissed Fry, thanked him for a good hard fuck, covered herself and left, when Fry stood up Bender said what are these called, he reached down and poked one of a pair of spheres hanging down behind Fry's cock, Fry grunted and doubled up, Bender don't ever do that again, he gasped, he was feeling a sensation called pain, he explained, the objects called balls were very sensitive, well why put them in such a silly place, thought Bender!!
I might exist a thousand years, which I could do if I take care of myself, but I will never, ever understand humans, he thought!!!

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