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  • Id: 575277
  • Posted: 2015-06-01 20:52:58
    by zipp
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DarkShadow12 >> #179687
Posted on 2015-06-01 21:16:09 Score: 4 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Um...translation please XD?

Subzerodime >> #179817
Posted on 2015-06-02 17:49:53 Score: 3 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
(The last one's giving me trouble)

You know what I call my husbands penis?


Curtain.


Because he goes down after each performance.


I call my husband's penis weasel.


Because I never know when he's going to attack.
And if it'll be the front or the back.


I've actually never really thought about it.


I think I call him gossip.


Why gossip?


Because he is so easily by word of mouth.

Anonymous >> #179936
Posted on 2015-06-03 17:18:59 Score: 1 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
I don't speak dutch, but the last one means something along the lines of "..because he goes from mouth to mouth so easily"


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