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Anonymous >> #173083
Posted on 2015-04-20 18:34:29 Score: 0 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
Did you lock the door? Yes, Mom. Take the phone off the hook? Yes, Mom. Mix me a drink? Yes, Mom. Get a condom out of Dad's nightstand? Yes, Mom. Get the velvet handcuffs? Yes, Mom. Find the anal lube? Yes, Mom. Good! Oh, wait! I have to go to the bathroom. Jeez! Forget it, Mom! I'm going to my girlfriend's! Fuck this!!!
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