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Anonymous >> #73225
Posted on 2013-01-03 06:45:12 Score: 8 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
Holy sheet, thats scary.
Anonymous >> #104613
Posted on 2013-09-23 01:43:22 Score: -1 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
Hey, want something hot and juicy in your mouth?
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Wait, stop screaming! It's okay! I meant my penis!
PrincessBLARITY >> #104625
Posted on 2013-09-23 03:23:44 Score: 3 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
King:Goodmorning baby try my new big thick hot juicy bacon omlet sandwhich only a Buck.
woman:waaaaaahh!
Kingnow stick this in your mouth while we fuck
Anonymous >> #192238
Posted on 2015-08-12 10:33:49 Score: 0 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
HAH SHEET I GET IT GUYS!!! :D I really don't. :(
sucks_a_cock >> #223823
Posted on 2016-03-27 11:53:23 Score: 0 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
Now I want one of those......that thing in the kings plate
Anonymous >> #239200
Posted on 2016-07-08 14:40:13 Score: 0 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
Damn it! Now I want a Whopper (the hamburger kind).
Where are my car keys?
Anonymous >> #239244
Posted on 2016-07-08 22:10:32 Score: 0 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
AND then the woman smacks the plate out of his hand and gets a taser and uses it on him
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