Anonymous >> #198631
Posted on 2015-09-24 16:20:39 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
(lady) "You write in your letter that you are very motivated to come to work for our company!"

(guy) "yes, ma'am ..."

(lady) "The application process includes a role-play scenario. You know what that means?"

(guy) "I think so, ma'am."

(lady) "Well, let's assume I'm your employer ... and that you would like to make a promotion ... are we clear so far?"

(guy) "um, yeah ..."

(lady) "...and what do you do? You show your employer what kind of star employee you can be!" (loose translation)

(guy) "what?!"

(lady) "is there something else you would do?" (loose translation)

(guy) "gulp!"

(lady) "I haven't got all day!"

(guy runs away)

(suited man) "275 candidates, and no one is appropriate? That can't be! Are you sure this 'role-play scenario' of yours is reliable?"

(lady) "Yes sir! it is infallible!"

(lady) "It allows me to assess at a glance the ambition of these (underlings), and what sacrifices they're prepared to make (for the company)!"

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This is a play on interview processes where the interviewer sets up a role-play scenario that the candidate has to respond to in order for the interviewer to assess some characteristic about them. Typical scenarios are "I'm a buyer of this product, how would you sell it to me?"

In this situation the plump lady is seeing if the guys will fuck her in order to see just how far they will go to succeed at the company. So far, no one has shown enough ambition.

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