Anonymous >> #198634
Posted on 2015-09-24 16:28:01 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
(guy) "I'm nice and early today. Sylvia won't be expecting me yet ..."

(guy) "I wonder what she's doing..."

(sex ensues)

(girl) "That was delicious. Do I get a kiss?"

(Slaps her)

(girl) "but ... what have I done to deserve that!?"

(guy) "The fact that you never once LOOKED OVER YOUR SHOULDER (to make sure it was me)!"

(IE: he thinks that she's been fucking some other guy, and that she didn't act the least bit surprised to get fucked in the middle of the day by someone showing up to the house.)

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