Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

What's the resemblence between a woman and a tornado?

They are both warm and moist at first, but then take your house and your car away...

*fist bump*

how would it work?

"Caught in a l(aaa)ndslide
Noo escape from realit(eeee) "

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me

(Piano solo)

MAMA!
(I) Just killed a man
Put a--gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters