from the depths of a rather attractive blackhole comes a bright blinding light!

suddenly a robotic hedgehog emerges!

the hedgehogs decorative armor radiates with the brilliance of the morning sun and a cape of dazzling fiery swirls dances around the six glaring white mechanical wings that grace its back.

the metal around its bright optics is cracked and charred where rivulets ofliquid light spills forth cascade like molten diamonds down its alabaster shell.

who is this Mysterious (GaryStu) Character?!

L̴̶̻̱̠̟̙̱̗̹͖̎ͤ̌ͤͭ̿̑͒ͪ̏ǫ͖̜̬̮̗͔̐̈́̒̒̈͒ͫͬ̅ͮ̉̃͗͒͋̋͢r̎͐͌͛̉ͫ͋ͦ̆͏̭̝͚̦̳͉̲̜͖̮̖̕͞ď̨̡͚͚̰̰̣̪ͪ͛̄ͭ̿ͯ̈̑ͧ̌̽̈́ͩ̒ ̛̍͋ͩ͑̄͂̄̉̇͂͐̿́ͣ͒͛ͭ͡͏̳͖̗̭̰̰̟̭̼̫̭̲̰͘ Metarex H̶̨̧̛̪̠̮͓̙̻̱̯̞͚͎̦̝̲̱̏̂͌̈́͘e͆́̇ͣ͊̌̍͊̽͑̄̉͂͌̕̕͞҉̹̠̺̩͍̯̯̭͎͓͉̝̞̟͙͇͢ͅe̝̮̭͕͔͔̤͈̟͕͈̰̟͎͓͚̖̝̼ͭͭ̏ͧ͋ͧ̔̉̋͑ͯ̉͂̔͒̕͡ḍ̸̢̧͓͚̻̥͉̰͙̤̭̲͈̬̞̝̙̓͊̈́͂̏̌͌ͧ̐̔͗ͥ̽ͮ̍̚͢ ̷̨̯̯̞̟̪̰̠̭͓̞̪ͯͨ͑̅͑̐̇̀ͅͅͅm̷̧̈́ͣ̎̅͂ͬ́̕҉̼̻͍yͪ͛̑̓̉̓̊͒ͭ͊ͤ̾ͣͥ̋͒̅͠͏҉̼̩̬̹̹̜̗͕̙͎ ͫ̒͂̌ͣͭ̽̐̅̔̓͠͏̴̩̙̘̙̭́Ç̧̡̫̻̳̟̝̣͇̝̜̠͍̮̘̙̊ͫ̑͐̐̆ͭ͑ͤ͌͌͊̕͠a͚̭̤̭̤̳͚̙̣͉̯̣̻͙̳ͮ͆̊̿͋̒̉̿̾̾̍̋ͮ͆̋͊̽ͭͩ͜͞l̸̡̗̠͍̠͉̩͙̙͕͖ͦ̅̽̔̅ͧ͒̌̚̕͜l̷̡͈̣̣̭͓̬̠ͬ͊̍̐̔ͭͬ̈́̓̚̕͝͡!̶̵̨̳̟̻͈̥̱̝̜͈͍͙̙͈͓̝̀̿ͦ͐͟

((Oh Fuck ALL of you!))

*calls forth a fiery greatsword*

W̨͓͔̼̻̞͊̐̒̈͡͞ͅE̲̮̜̜͍̍͋̒̏͒͌ ̴̴̯̟̦̲͎ͤS͕̖̳̤ͪ͋̐̈́̀͑͜͝Ḧ̢̖̯͎̭̝́͊͗̐ͫͨͦA̟̰̭̤̭̋͊̈́̊L̥͖̳̰͖̽̓ͧͧͣL̯͔̺̗̐̆͛̐ ̷̯͕̳͕ͤ̓͑͡Ň̸̜̥̦̩͔̱̳̟ͨ̌ͬ̏́̓̆́O͔̞̤̳͎ͣ̀T̗͕͖͔̣̱̯̝ͦ͗ͣ̊ͤ ̅ͩ͂͌̏̎̆̂́͏͖̥̟̱̕͟F̊͊̃̔́͛͏͍͎̥͟͡Û̙̲̞̟͕̰̪͋ͤ̇͘͢Ċ̖̲̬͔ͧ̽̊̕͝Kͬ͂̿̈̾̇̋̑͏͈̝̭ ̨͇̭͖̘̓̄ͦͮͭ͊̓ͧͮT̠̠͈̤̭̞̆ͤ̓͗̆̀͢H̶͖̼ͯ͑͌̍ͤ̌ͣ́̀ͅĨ̗̯͚̯̫̰̲̰͈̅̀̚̕S̙̠͙̜̣̲ͦ̏̾̽͗ͮ͘ ͪ̍̎̈̂̀҉͇D̲͖͙͕͇̜̙͆ͤ́ͅA͐̒ͭ̓͞҉̮̖͜Y̴̩͇̫̭̒́̌ͦ͂ͣ!̴̟̺̘̬̳̉͛ͥ̇̉͋͟͟

((You know what? No. I am not going to even do this shit. Y'all can just go Fuck yourselves! I am done!))

*cleaves the dark hedgebot in twain*

J͋U͉͈S͖̝̠̈́͌͋͘T̰͓͖̞̼͎ͅȊ̟͓̜͙̗͊̍ͪ̅ͣ̃C̨͙͂͑E͈̟̟̥͖̗̾̂̆ͨ̑ ̬̣̳̤̹̦̅͆ͩͮ̑̕Ȋ̽S͖ͥͨ̃̀̀ ͓͍͑ͭ͋͂͠S̪̙̜̦̼ͣẺ̵̦̳̗̲ͧR̷ͯ̒̍V̱͎̔͑E̹̊͌͢D̫ͥ̓!̫͉̐͒̌ͬ͊͝

(Ignores this and continues to walk away...)

*slaps your ass*

F͈͈̾̂ͫ̓̃ͮ͢A͇̩̖̜̖̯̎̿̾͂ͤ͂C̖̻̣͕͇̎ͮͣ̍̉̔̕E̥̰̞͚̻ͯ̈́̋ͥ̊̔̚ͅ ͎̳̫̟̬̼̅͐̐M҉̫̭̟̟̯͕E̝͔̖̎͂͐͗ͤ͒͂ ̇̓C͍̼͊̊ͭ̿͆̚Óͤ̌W͒҉͕̱͉A̖͍̩̱͓͚͠Ṟ̘̬̝̠̿̔̈ͧͪ̎D̗!̷̥̠ͬ̑̋ͦͭ̈́ͧ

(Ignores this, as well...)

*insults your mother*

Y̑̓͏O̫̮̰̘̼̓͐͛̽̎̚ͅU̻͚͇̒̄ͭ͘ͅ ͕̘̗̗͆W͉͉̙͚̝̻ͭ̈̄ͭ̆͒̆͢ͅỊ͇̠ͦ́̋͌ͅĽ̹̲͚̣̘̺͎̚͢L̈́͐ͦͭ̀ ̡̰͈̠͖̯͆̍͗S͗ͮͪ͆̈́U͇̠̱̰͍̞ͫͬ̉͗ͤ̿Fͬ̐ͬ̄̇̿̿҉͖̭͈͕͇F̬ͮͦ͊̄̊͘E͈̜̩̲̳R̳͕̭͋ͯͤ!̥̩̲̲͖̭ͤ͊͐̚

("And you suck at it." I say...)

*whips out shining angelic dick and starts spinning it*

N͉̼̳̱̬ͮ͛ͪ̊̚O̩̯̹̟͙̯̠ͯ͌͐ͬ̿T͖͎̝ ̲̪͒ͯ͌̚A̙͔͉̯̓̎ͮ̾S͂̀ ̦̳̮͓̱̘̬̾ͮM̙͙̻͉̣̌̿̽̚Ű̲̭͓̳͔ͤ̄Cͫ͗͗ͮ̋҉̯H̘͓̯̟̫̘̎ͪ̓̓̑͜ ̷̭̗̮̤̱͍̫̍̈́A͇̤ͦS͍̤͖̤͖͎̓ͩͪ ̙̬̜̆͂̾͐͊̂ͫY̤̣͖͂̚Ơ̭̤̻̍̑ͫ͆̿ͪ̚U͖̠̔̌̐̈́̇ ̷̩͔͆ͯ̅ͣͦḌ̢̣̝͕̍͒̈͐ͤ̉̑Ö̦̮̳̙̲̥̯͊ͩ͗ͩ̚̚ ̅̌ͤ͋ͦ̕Į͚̎ͦ̏ͯͧ̋͋'̟̪͚̇ͫ͆͠M̸̘͉̝̳̟̙͈̎́͐̈́̒̅ ̴̓̐͛͗ͮA̯̮͓ͦ̾̎̿ͥF͖ͥͮͭͦR̷̩̻̞͉̮̥̂ͅA͎ͮ̒̌ͪ̊̈́̾̀Ḭ͕̖̞͆́̊D̮͕̺̑!̠́

("At least I have a life. You guys are a bunch of people with no lives and don't have any Godforsaken common sense."...)

*Removes mask*

who needs common sense when you've got friends like us?