Ewwww...
An obnoxious self insert Gary Stu...

If you're going to muck up the place at least start with the pretty pony princess

This guy? I like this guy.

("Says the pervert." I say...)

says the idiot hiding in the bushes with me. sorry you bucket of bolts but i don't swing that way...

now feel free to respond like a nitwit, something like
(I kick you in the nuts before you disappear...)

*snaps fingers and dissapears*
TOODLES TIA!~♥

(I kick you in the nuts before you disappear...)

*runs in dressed in a white and lome-green variation of Lelouch Vi Britannia's Zero outfit, without the mask and cape, seen here*

i.imgur.com/KvmqV2F.jpg

*pant* *pant* Am I too late, your Highness Celestia?

As soon as I saw who started the Tea Party, I couldn't help but come!