"it hadn't taken long for the blue hedgehog to become inebriated, the warm fuzzy feeling that washed over him as the alcohol took it's effect made him smile.
"man, this stuff is strong. i better call it a night early this time." he thought swaying a little in his seat.
he asked the bartender to call him a taxi, whom kindly obliged as sonic made his way out the sports bar's front door and into the cool evening. he shivered and hoped the taxi would arrive soon so he could get in bed and ride his buzz out, wouldn't wanna be caught drunk by egg man. as the hedgehog thought about his arch-nemesis a dark colored car pulled up in front of him and honked.
"kind f-funny lokn fer takshi." sonic slurred, but didn't complain as he hoped in the back seat.
"where to?" the cabbie asked in a gruff voice.
sonic started to speak but was suddenly hit hard by the booze. "ho-...zzzzzz"
tldr; sonic squeaked as shadow forced his legs apart and began rubbing his rigid black shaft against the blue blur's backdoor. "don't do this shadow..." sonic pleaded with his captor.
"don't do what?" his rival replied, the grin on his face almost audible. the dark hedgehog focused in on sonic's hole, prodding it with his cock making sonic jump.
"STOP!" sonic cried, for the first time in his life he was truly scared of something.
shadow chuckled at sonic's plea. he was tired of losing to this inferior creature all the time and finally having the speedster where he wanted him excited the hedgehog in a way he'd never felt before.
"fuck you!" shadow growled forcing his dick into sonic's virgin nethers causing him to yelp out in pain.
tldr; the dark hedgehog pumped his cock faster in and out of sonic's bruised bottom as he silently cried, praying this would be over soon. as if to answer his prayers shadow's cock swelled inside him.
"TAKE THIS SONIC!" shadows plunged his dick up to the sheath in sonics now loose hole as a wave maria's fresh homemade spaghetti ripped out of his weird hedgehog dick(s?) and into sonic's intestines. if you bothered to reread this you'll notice this inconsistency and type in the letters spelling alfredo for a sweet response from me. he tried to struggle against shadow's vice like grip as the pasta worked it's way up his throat. the blue hedgehog vomited up a good deal of the meal, waisting the deceased eggman's fancy dish. but to make matters worse shadow's knees had given out from the sudden release and they both fell forward into the sticky italian mess of cum and Alfredo sauce."
or this
"shh sweet prince... while you waste time on a porn image board trying to get a rise out of people i slumber away nestled deeply in the warm embrace of my bed. but this is no ordinary slumber, tis a queer dream brought upon by the fever dream of a mad commenter waiting with baited breath for a reply that shall not come till dawn breaks upon a dew covered mountain side far to the north of such extravagant faggotry." ?
either way, no, i just copy/pasted from the comments here and then added some stuff to make it fancy. who keeps shit like this on their computers? you knew you could just copy/paste from anywhere right?
also i figured you were still on here while i went to bed, cause "boy, talking to myself on xbooru is pretty tiring..."
but i don't blame you, never have, never will..
there's more to say, but i have things to do, just downvote this to show your love :)
t hadn't taken long for the blue hedgehog to become inebriated, the warm fuzzy feeling that washed over him as the alcohol took it's effect made him smile.
"man, this stuff is strong. i better call it a night early this time." he thought swaying a little in his seat.
he asked the bartender to call him a taxi, whom kindly obliged as sonic made his way out the sports bar's front door and into the cool evening. he shivered and hoped the taxi would arrive soon so he could get in bed and ride his buzz out, wouldn't wanna be caught drunk by egg man. as the hedgehog thought about his arch-nemesis a dark colored car pulled up in front of him and honked.
"kind f-funny lokn fer takshi." sonic slurred, but didn't complain as he hoped in the back seat.
"where to?" the cabbie asked in a gruff voice.
sonic started to speak but was suddenly hit hard by the booze. "ho-...zzzzzz"
tldr; sonic squeaked as shadow forced his legs apart and began rubbing his rigid black shaft against the blue blur's backdoor. "don't do this shadow..." sonic pleaded with his captor.
"don't do what?" his rival replied, the grin on his face almost audible. the dark hedgehog focused in on sonic's hole, prodding it with his cock making sonic jump.
"STOP!" sonic cried, for the first time in his life he was truly scared of something.
shadow chuckled at sonic's plea. he was tired of losing to this inferior creature all the time and finally having the speedster where he wanted him excited the hedgehog in a way he'd never felt before.
"fuck you!" shadow growled forcing his dick into sonic's virgin nethers causing him to yelp out in pain.
tldr; the dark hedgehog pumped his cock faster in and out of sonic's bruised bottom as he silently cried, praying this would be over soon. as if to answer his prayers shadow's cock swelled inside him.
"TAKE THIS SONIC!" shadows plunged his dick up to the sheath in sonics now loose hole as a wave maria's fresh homemade spaghetti ripped out of his weird hedgehog dick(s?) and into sonic's intestines. he tried to struggle against shadow's vice like grip as the pasta worked it's way up his throat. the blue hedgehog vomited up a good deal of the meal, waisting the deceased eggman's fancy dish. but to make matters worse shadow's knees had given out fromm the sudden release and they both fell forward into the sticky italian mess of cum and alfredo sauce.
Jeez, just look at how restrictive that top is, almost unfair to keep those puppies locked up... through it certainly makes sure such cleavage keeps a tight hold on any cock that gets between them~
is it really wise to be pointing guns around like that? You could accidentally shoot someone's dick off... and you could accidentally shoot the hot chick sucking your cock.
Date Jan 1, 2016UserFurry_LoveRating ExplicitScore20(vote up)
EdgeLord_LORD_OF_THE_EDGE!!!
2016-10-08 13:01:05>> #249060
"it hadn't taken long for the blue hedgehog to become inebriated, the warm fuzzy feeling that washed over him as the alcohol took it's effect made him smile.
"man, this stuff is strong. i better call it a night early this time." he thought swaying a little in his seat.
he asked the bartender to call him a taxi, whom kindly obliged as sonic made his way out the sports bar's front door and into the cool evening. he shivered and hoped the taxi would arrive soon so he could get in bed and ride his buzz out, wouldn't wanna be caught drunk by egg man.
as the hedgehog thought about his arch-nemesis a dark colored car pulled up in front of him and honked.
"kind f-funny lokn fer takshi." sonic slurred, but didn't complain as he hoped in the back seat.
"where to?" the cabbie asked in a gruff voice.
sonic started to speak but was suddenly hit hard by the booze.
"ho-...zzzzzz"
tldr; sonic squeaked as shadow forced his legs apart and began rubbing his rigid black shaft against the blue blur's backdoor.
"don't do this shadow..." sonic pleaded with his captor.
"don't do what?" his rival replied, the grin on his face almost audible.
the dark hedgehog focused in on sonic's hole, prodding it with his cock making sonic jump.
"STOP!" sonic cried, for the first time in his life he was truly scared of something.
shadow chuckled at sonic's plea. he was tired of losing to this inferior creature all the time and finally having the speedster where he wanted him excited the hedgehog in a way he'd never felt before.
"fuck you!" shadow growled forcing his dick into sonic's virgin nethers causing him to yelp out in pain.
tldr; the dark hedgehog pumped his cock faster in and out of sonic's bruised bottom as he silently cried, praying this would be over soon. as if to answer his prayers shadow's cock swelled inside him.
"TAKE THIS SONIC!"
shadows plunged his dick up to the sheath in sonics now loose hole as a wave maria's fresh homemade spaghetti ripped out of his weird hedgehog dick(s?) and into sonic's intestines. if you bothered to reread this you'll notice this inconsistency and type in the letters spelling alfredo for a sweet response from me. he tried to struggle against shadow's vice like grip as the pasta worked it's way up his throat. the blue hedgehog vomited up a good deal of the meal, waisting the deceased eggman's fancy dish. but to make matters worse shadow's knees had given out from the sudden release and they both fell forward into the sticky italian mess of cum and Alfredo sauce."
or this
"shh sweet prince...
while you waste time on a porn image board trying to get a rise out of people i slumber away nestled deeply in the warm embrace of my bed. but this is no ordinary slumber, tis a queer dream brought upon by the fever dream of a mad commenter waiting with baited breath for a reply that shall not come till dawn breaks upon a dew covered mountain side far to the north of such extravagant faggotry." ?
either way, no, i just copy/pasted from the comments here and then added some stuff to make it fancy. who keeps shit like this on their computers? you knew you could just copy/paste from anywhere right?
also i figured you were still on here while i went to bed, cause
"boy, talking to myself on xbooru is pretty tiring..."
but i don't blame you, never have, never will..
there's more to say, but i have things to do, just downvote this to show your love :)
Anonymous
2016-10-08 11:28:52>> #249049
Anonymous
2016-10-08 09:46:40>> #249028
Anonymous
2016-10-08 09:41:52>> #249026
"man, this stuff is strong. i better call it a night early this time." he thought swaying a little in his seat.
he asked the bartender to call him a taxi, whom kindly obliged as sonic made his way out the sports bar's front door and into the cool evening. he shivered and hoped the taxi would arrive soon so he could get in bed and ride his buzz out, wouldn't wanna be caught drunk by egg man.
as the hedgehog thought about his arch-nemesis a dark colored car pulled up in front of him and honked.
"kind f-funny lokn fer takshi." sonic slurred, but didn't complain as he hoped in the back seat.
"where to?" the cabbie asked in a gruff voice.
sonic started to speak but was suddenly hit hard by the booze.
"ho-...zzzzzz"
tldr; sonic squeaked as shadow forced his legs apart and began rubbing his rigid black shaft against the blue blur's backdoor.
"don't do this shadow..." sonic pleaded with his captor.
"don't do what?" his rival replied, the grin on his face almost audible.
the dark hedgehog focused in on sonic's hole, prodding it with his cock making sonic jump.
"STOP!" sonic cried, for the first time in his life he was truly scared of something.
shadow chuckled at sonic's plea. he was tired of losing to this inferior creature all the time and finally having the speedster where he wanted him excited the hedgehog in a way he'd never felt before.
"fuck you!" shadow growled forcing his dick into sonic's virgin nethers causing him to yelp out in pain.
tldr; the dark hedgehog pumped his cock faster in and out of sonic's bruised bottom as he silently cried, praying this would be over soon. as if to answer his prayers shadow's cock swelled inside him.
"TAKE THIS SONIC!"
shadows plunged his dick up to the sheath in sonics now loose hole as a wave maria's fresh homemade spaghetti ripped out of his weird hedgehog dick(s?) and into sonic's intestines. he tried to struggle against shadow's vice like grip as the pasta worked it's way up his throat. the blue hedgehog vomited up a good deal of the meal, waisting the deceased eggman's fancy dish. but to make matters worse shadow's knees had given out fromm the sudden release and they both fell forward into the sticky italian mess of cum and alfredo sauce.
that better?
Anonymous
2016-10-08 09:40:21>> #249025
Anonymous
2016-01-01 22:01:50>> #213497
cokekan
2016-04-21 16:43:53>> #227847
Anonymous
2016-04-21 03:57:23>> #227726
Anonymous
2016-01-01 22:33:37>> #213502
Anonymous
2016-01-01 21:56:15>> #213496
AELVISHKNIGHT
2016-01-01 20:50:34>> #213489
Aigo_Zuminov
2016-08-02 22:10:56>> #241757
Ember_Mclain
2016-08-02 22:07:02>> #241756
Aigo_Zuminov
2016-08-02 21:53:25>> #241752
Anonymous
2016-02-14 03:56:51>> #218759
Anonymous
2016-01-01 20:48:47>> #213488
Mozie
2016-01-02 12:01:54>> #213575
Dark_Lord
2016-01-01 20:16:23>> #213485
Dark_Lord
2016-01-01 20:12:39>> #213484
Anonymous
2016-07-07 03:11:52>> #239012
Anonymous
2016-01-01 18:24:04>> #213483
Anonymous
2018-02-27 08:07:42>> #296037
You are correct; they lack trigger_discipline.
Anonymous
2016-01-01 18:12:52>> #213479
Anonymous
2016-01-01 18:09:50>> #213477
whatever you want, because he's a submissive little slut that's gonna take it in the ass anyways.