As the cave man stood naked, it was high summer after all so no one bothered to ware clothes for three months or more, his wife sighed when she saw his penis standing erect yet again, come on then stick it in my slit, she said with a bored sigh, well I was thinking how about you stick it in your mouth and suck it for a change, suck it, why would I want to suck that disgusting thing, I don't know where it's been, well alright what if I stick it up your ass for a change, what no way that thing is going up my ass, it's my slit or nothing, well what if you stuck this up my ass, he held out a carved stick that looked suspiciously like an erect penis, what the fuck are you on about, why the hell would you want that thing up your ass, well am only trying to spice up our sex life a little, well my slit is good enough for me just as it was for my mother and her mother before, you'll be saying you'd like to fuck men's asses next, well the boy next door looks good naked plus he's very nicely hung, am just saying that's all, hmmmm don't like the way he's thinking, those are dangerous thoughts, they might upset the status quo, she thought, I must talk to the trible elders about having him stoned to death, as the final rock smashed in his skull, exposing his brains, sexual thought and experimentation was set back by thousands of years!!!
Me: Helen we have problems, there is a very strong supervillainHelen: Where is it? Me:Helen I like this suit that Edna Mode designed for you Helen: This is no time to praise my suitWhere is the supervillain? Me: You know, maybe Edna designed you a suit capable of resisting various things but that suit will not be able to withstand the attack of a super dick * Breaks his suit *Helen: Oh no Shit my gigantic ass is exposed but I know the way to stop super dick before you shove it into me ... take this !! Villain* puts protection on it * Me: Ha! Did you seriously think that a condom would stop my dick?Helen: Holy shit the condom broke as soon as he put his cock in my ass
Date Mar 5, 2021UserrogermarisRating ExplicitScore9(vote up)
Now girls you've all got your assigned street corners, yes, and you all know what to charge for what service, yes, OK girls let's go and rise some money for the school!!!
As Brian walked past he casually glanced at the naked and copulating couple, he chuckled and said, I bet your glad you took my advice about getting that sofa Scotch Guarded Lois!!!
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