don't lie this is fucking hilarious XDDDD

*Meanwhile, the Decepticons are on top of a old Building* [Megatron] We're close Soundwave,I can feel its power! [Soundwave] Lord Megatron we have incoming enemys *Soundwave points to the road!,Tanks and Military Jeeps are on the road!* [Military] FIRE! *A tank cannon hit Megatron!* [Megatron] (UGH),Fire Decepticons Fire! *Starscream jumped and Transformed into his Jet Mode and Shot Rockets at the human Military! (BOOM),Skywarp and Thundercracker flew towards the Military and Shot! Rockets (BOOM) Some of the tanks blow up!,Megatron jumped off the old building,Megatron looked at the Jeeps,The Jeeps had Rockets on top!,They Shot! towards Megatron,Megatron rolled on the ground and dodge them!,Megatron Shot! the Jeeps with his Fusion Cannon!,(BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM),They blow up!,A Military Tank drove towards Megatron and Shot! Megatron!,Soundwave is Shooting! the Tank!,(BOOM) The Tank blew up!,Starscream and Skywarp and Thundercracker was up in the Air,They came flying down on the Military and bombing them with Rockets! (BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM),Blackout jumped off the old building,Military Attack Helicopters flew in and Shooting Soundwave!,Blackout got his Assault Rifle out and Shooting the Helicopters down!,A Helicopter crashed down by Megatron!,(BOOM),Starscream got his sword out and sliced a Helicopter in half!,The Helicopter crashed!,(BOOM),Two Tanks drove in,Megatron Transformed into Tank Mode,Megatron Shot! Both Tanks!,(BOOM)-(BOOM),Skywarp Transformed into Robot Mode,Skywarp Shot! a Helicopter out of the sky with his Rockets! (BOOM),Blackout scanned a Helicopter,Blackout Transformed into The Helicopter!,Blackout is Shooting! the Helicopters out of the Sky! (BOOM)-(BOOM)* [Military] Shit!,Fall Back!,Retreat! *The Military is retreating!* [Megatron] After them Decepticons! *The Decepticons are chasing the Military!,Starscream flipped over a Tank and while his is above the Tank he sliced it in half with his sword!,Starscream Shot! his Rockets at the remining Military!,They blow up! (BOOM)-(BOOM)* [Megatron] Hahaha,Pitty *Meanwhile Tessa is drinking a Cokeacola in the Plane* [Cade] Hey! *Cade said to the other Pilot that was getting something to eat* [Pilot2] Uh yeah Sir? [Cade] Are we almost there yet? [Pilot2] Just about *The Pilot2 Continues doing what he was doing,Shane looked out a window,Shane see's some houses* [Shane] Yeah i think we're almost there [Tessa] Good *Tessa looked at Cade* [Cade] What's the matter sweetie? [Tessa] Well the Autobots are gonna try to get the Allspark....,But the Decepticons are pretty strong [Cade] Look sweetie,The Autobots are going to Win and they are gonna go back to t
own planet,Then we will maybe have some money [Tessa] Yeah.... *The Plane finally got there,Cade and Tessa and Shane got out of the Plane* [Shane] We are finally here! [Cade] Yep *They drove the Autobots out of the Plane,Then Cade got in Jazz Tessa got in Bumblebee and Shane walked over to Jazz* [Shane] Uh,Sorry but im driving [Cade] What!?,Are you kidding me? [Shane] Nope,Move over please *Cade got over in the second seat in Jazz,Shane got in Jazz* [Jazz] Hate to break it to ya,But im driving! *Jazz drove in front of Optimus Prime,The Autobots are driving on the road* [Shane] So uh,Do you like music,You look like that you would like Rock Music *Shane said to Cade,Shane turned on Rock Music!,Cade looked at Shane not happy* [Jazz] Hey hey!,No one touchs my radio but Me!,So i will play what i want *Jazz turned on some Jazz Music!* [Jazz] Uh-huh theres the music! *Cade laughed at Jazz,Tessa was talking to Bumblebee* [Tessa] So Bee how is it like on your Planet? [Bumblebee] Well,Its kinda like your Planet but our Planet is Metal [Tessa] Oh,...Well what about the Decepticons? on your Planet? [Bumblebee] Well they are the same from back then too today [Tessa] Yeah well im sure you can defeat them [Bumblebee] Yeah but not in this thing! [Tessa] What do you mean? *Bumblebee saw a Yellow and Black 2014 Camero!,Bumblebee scanned it!,Now Bumblebee is the Yellow and Black 2014 Camero!* [Tessa] Oh my god! [Bumblebee] You ok Tessa? [Tessa] Yeah im ok! *Jazz saw Bumblebee's new Vehicle Form!* [Jazz] Oh No...no you did not Bumblebee! *Jazz then was speeding!* [Cade] Ok slow down! *Jazz is speeding towards a Chevy Car Spot!,Jazz saw a White 2014 Corvette Stingray!* [Jazz] Oh yeah that's my Jam! *Jazz scanned the White 2014 Corvette Stingray!,Jazz is now the White 2014 Corvette Stingray!* [Shane] Holy Crap! [Cade] What was that!? [Jazz] That is called New Paint Job baby! *Jazz drove up to Bumblebee,Bumblebee noticed Jazz has a new form!,Optimus Prime saw them both had new forms!,Optimus is speaking in their radios* [Optimus Prime] Autobots find your new Vehicle Form *Ironhide drove in town and saw a Red GMC Topkick!,Ironhide scanned the Red GMC Topkick! Ironhide is now the Rec GMC Topkick!, Ratchet drove by a Hospital,Ratchet saw a White Ambulance Hummer H2,Ratchet scanned the White Ambulance Hummer H2!,

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maybe we ought to rename this thread "Shitposting 101" i'll start!

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Ratchet is now the White Ambulance Hummer H2!,Ratchet drove with the other Autobots,Optimus Prime then saw a Blue 2014 Western Star 4900 Phantom!,Optimus Prime scanned the Blue 2014 Western Star 4900 Phantom!,Optimus Prime is now the Blue 2014 Western Star 4900 Phantom!,But Optimus put some custom Red Flames on him!,The Autobots then drive through the highway very fast!,Jazz got in front of Bumblebee,Ratchet then drove by Ironhide,Bumblebee speed up in front of Jazz,Optimus drove in first ahead of the Autobots,The Autobots are driving on the highway,Meanwhile Savoy is at New York City,Savoy is in a building,Savoy is talking on his phone* [Savoy] Yes Sir im in the City [???] Good,Now protect that Cube intell the Military get there [Savoy] Yes Sir *??? hung up,Savoy put his phone away* [Savoy] Ok people clear out! *Savoy's Agents are forcing the civilians out of the City!* [Savoy] Lets take this Cube to Manhattan *Savoy said to one of his Agents,Meanwhile The Autobots are driving in New York City!* [Cade] Ok now where is this Allspark located? *The Autobots drove by Savoy's Agents!,The Agents saw Tessa and Cade!* [Agent] The Autobots Are Here!!! *The Agents got the Assault Rifles out!,Bumblebee drove in front of the Agents!,The Agents started Shooting! at Bumblebee with there Assault Rifles!* [Tessa] Ahhh! *Civilians are running everywhere!,Jazz is Speeding towards some Agents!,The Agents are still Shooting! Jazz with there Assault Rifles!,Jazz Transformed into Robot Mode!,Cade and Shane flew up in the air!,Jazz then kicked there SUV over!,Jazz grabbed Cade and Shane!,The SUV flipped!,Optimus Prime and Ironhide and Ratchet are driving towards some Agents!,Ironhide Rammed an Agents SUV!,Ratchet Transformed into Robot Mode! and stuned the Agents with his Stunt Gun!,The Agents fell on the ground!,Ironhide Transformed into Robot Mode!,Ironhide rolled by some Civilians!* [Ironhide] Go on get out of here! *A Rocket! hit Ironhide! (BOOM) Ironhide flew into a building!,Bumblebee is trying to get away from the fighting so Tessa can be safe!,Jazz is following Bumblebee!,Two Rockets Blew Up by Bumblebee and Jazz! (BOOM)-(BOOM) [Shane] Holy Crap! *Bumblebee drifted between two Agents SUVs!,Jazz did the same thing!,Optimus Prime Transformed into Robot Mode right between the Agents!* [Optimus Prime] Bumblebee Jazz!,Get them out of here now! *Bumblebee driving away with Jazz!,The Decepticons! are on top of a building!* [Megatron] The Autobots Again! [Starscream] The Autobots don't no when to give up! [Thundercracker] Well it looks like they are under attack [Soundwave] Indeed [Megatron] Decepticons!,Attack the Autobots! *The Decepticons! jump off the building!,They are sliding on the building with there hand!,Megatron landed by Human Civilians!* [Megatron] ("Cybertronian-Language") Run you Humans! *Megatron Shot! the Human Civilians! with his Fusion Cannon! (BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM),Blackout flew above some Agents!,Blackout Transformed into Robot Mode!,Blackout landed on the Agents!,Blackout got his Spining Blade out!,Blackout sliced up the Agents SUVs!,Jazz saw Blackout!,Jazz drove by Blackout then Jazz turned around!,Bumblebee did the same!,Blackout try to slice Bumblebee!,Agents are Shooting The Decepticons with there Assault Rifles! and Rocket Lanchers!,Megatron ran towards Agents SUVs!,Megatron Shot! (BOOM) The SUVs flipped!,Meanwhile Savoy saw Bumblebee and Jazz driving towards him!* [Savoy] Fire Now! *The Agent Shot! 10 Rockets! at Bumblebee! (BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM),Bumblebee Transformed into Robot Mode! and flipped in the air!,Then rolled on the ground with Tessa in his hand!,Jazz drove Shot! Rockets! at the Building with the Agents in! from his Corvette!,(BOOM),The Building has a hole in the front!,Jazz drove in and stopped!,Cade and Shane got out of Jazz!,Bumblebee is protecting Tessa from the Agents Rockets! and Bullets!,Couple of Rockets! hit Bumblebee's leg!,Bumblebee fell on the ground!,Tessa Rolled out of Bumblebee's hand!,Tessa rolled by Savoy and his Agents!* [Savoy] Grab Her! *They grabbed Tessa!,Bumblebee got Mad!,Bumblebee got his Mini Cannon out!,Bumblebee is Shooting! by the Agents!,But Bumblebee is not killing the Agents!,Savoy grabbed Tessa and ran!,Cade saw that!,Cade ran threw the Explosions!, (BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM),Cade ran in the building with Savoy and Tessa!,Cade slammed Savoy on the ground!,Cade is punching Savoy's Face!,Tessa got up and ran behind some tables!,Savoy grabbed Cade and slammed Cade to the wall!,Savoy is punching Cade's Stomach!,Cade got lucky and grabbed Savoy's arm!,Cade punched Savoy's Face!,Then Savoy threw Cade on the ground!* [Savoy] You got some fight in you!,You should though *Savoy kicked Cade's Face!* [Savoy] Reason way is because i killed your friend Lucas! *Cade Got Really Mad,Savoy grabbed Cade's head and is going to slam it against and table!,But Cade grabbed Savoy's arm!,Cade slammed Savoy against the wall!,Cade is punching Savoy's Stomach!,

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Cade is kicking Savoy's Face!,Savoy grabbed Cade's Foot! and twisted! Cade's Foot!* [Cade] Ahhh! *Savoy got up and kicked Cade's Stomach!,Bumblebee is Shooting! some Agents SUVs!,The SUVs flip!,Skywarp Kicked Bumblebee in the Back!,Bumblebee turned around and saw Skywarp!,Bumblebee jumped and punched Skywarp's Face!,Skywarp slammed against a building!,Skywarp then dodge Bumblebee's next three punchs!,Skywarp punched Bumblebee's Face! then kicked Bumblebee's Side! then pushed Bumblebee on the ground!,Jazz is running and Shooting! Agents SUVs!,The SUVs flipped!,Jazz Slid and kicked a SUV!,The SUV Flipped!,Jazz got up,Starscream flew in front of Jazz with his Boosters on his back!,Starscream landed and Shot! everywhere around him! (BOOM)-(BOOM)-(BOOM),Civilians are still Running every trying to get the protection!,Jazz is running towards Starscream!,Starscream Shot! Rockets at Jazz! (BOOM)-(BOOM), Jazz dodge the Rockets Explosions!,Jazz kicked Starscream's Stomach!,Starscream punched Jazz on the ground!,Starscream then stomping on Jazz!,Jazz got a lucky roll!,Jazz Rolled away from Starscream's Foot!,Jazz got his Assault Rifle out!,Jazz is Shooting! Starscream!,Meanwhile Savoy slammed Cade against another wall!,Tessa got up behind Savoy with a knife she found on the floor!,Tessa stabbed Savoy's Side!* [Savoy] Ahhh Shit!!! *Savoy back handed Tessa!,Tessa fell on the ground!,While Savoy did that Cade grabbed the Knife out of Savoy's Side! and Stabbed it in Savoy's Leg!* [Savoy] Ahhhh!!! *Cade Punched! Savoy's Face two times! then kicked Savoy on his knees!,Savoy fell to his knees!,Savoy grabbed the Knife out!,Cade kicked Savoy's Face!,Savoy fell on the ground!,Tessa then kicked Savoy's Stomach!,Meanwhile Optimus Prime was trying to becareful with the Human Agents while he is fighting them!,Optimus was pushing the Agents back with his hand!,Megatron was behind Optimus Prime!,Megatron Shot! Optimus in the back!,Optimus rolled on the ground!* [Megatron] We meet for the last time Prime! *Optimus Prime got up and looked at Megatron!* [Optimus Prime] Indeed Megatron! *Optimus got his Battle Mask on and got his two swords Out!,Optimus is running towards Megatron!,Megatron pointed his Fusion Cannon at Optimus! but Optimus grabbed it and kicked Megatron's Side!,Megatron slammed against a building!,Optimus grabbed Megatron's Face! but Megatron slammed his head into Optimus's Head!,Megatron then punched Optimus Prime's Face!,Optimus is sliceing at Megatron!,But Megatron is dodgeing Optimus Prime's Swords! Megatron grabbed Optimus's Arm and slammed Optimus against a building! then Megatron kicked Optimus's Back! Optimus then spinned around with his Swords! Megatron duck to dodge the Sword Attack!,Optimus slammed Megatron's Face with his knee! Megatron grabbed his own face! Optimus kicked Megatron's Stomach! Optimus jumped and is going to Stab Megatron's Face!,But Megatron grabbed Optimus Prime's arm and threw Optimus on the ground! then kicked Optimus Prime's Side!,Meanwhile Shane is trying to get to Cade and Tessa! but there is to many Explosions! between Bumblebee and Skywarp!,(BOOM)-(BOOM),Cade and Tessa are trying to find the Allspark!,Tessa found a room full with Agents in it!,The Agents are Shooting! at Ratchet and Ironhide! with there Rockets and Assault Rifles!,Ratchet rolled behind a building!,Ironhide is giving Ratchet cover fire! with his Scrap-Maker!,The Scrap-maker is a heavy rapid firing gun!,Cade grabbed an Assault Rifle,Cade pointed it at the Agents!,Cade Shot! the Agents!,The Agents died!,Cade and Tessa run in the room now that the Agents are dead!,Ratchet is running towards Cade and Tessa!* [Ratchet] What are you guys doing here!? [Cade] We're pend down by these Agents! *Ironhide ran towards Ratchet Cade and Tessa!* [Ironhide] You two ok!? [Tessa] Yeah we're fine! *Tessa saw Thundercracker and Blackout Flying behind Ironhide and Ratchet towards them!* [Tessa] Watch Out! *Ratchet looked behind him,Thundercracker Transformed into Robot Mode! and slammed Ratchet inside the Building!,Ironhide was Shot! with Rockets! by Blackout! (BOOM) Ironhide Flew inside the Building!,Blackout Transformed into Robot Mode! then Shooting! at Cade and Tessa!,Ironhide is protecting Tessa and Cade! from the Bullets!,Ironhide pushed Cade and Tessa in another room with his hand!,Ratchet threw a Stunt Bomb in Thundercracker's Face!,Ratchet then kicked Thundercracker's Stomach!,Thundercracker slammed into Blackout!,Now Ironhide got up and is Shooting! his Scrap-Maker at them!,Meanwhile Megatron threw Optimus Prime at a building! Optimus was getting up! but Megatron kicked Optimus back on the ground!* [Megatron] Your so weak Prime! *Optimus then Stabbed Megatron's Leg! then Stabbed Megatron's Stomach! with his other hand!,Megatron grabbed Optimus and threw him on the ground!,Optimus got up and got his right hand Blaster out! and Shooting! Megatron!,Megatron Shot! by some Parked Civilian Cars! and they Flip on Optimus!,

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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strap-on penises are like the space shuttles... they bravely go where no man has gone before!

Optimus Prime rolled away from the flying cars!,Meanwhile Jazz is fighting Starscream with Hand to Hand Combat!,Jazz then Shot! his Shotgun up in Starscream's Stomach!,Starscream fell on the ground! Jazz then kicked Starscream's Face!,Starscream Transformed into Jet Mode and Flew Up in the Air!,Jazz looked up at Starscream,Starscream Transformed into Robot Mode, Starscream is using his Boosters to hover,Starscream got his Assault Rifle Out!,Jazz saw that!,Starscream is Shooting! down at Jazz!,Jazz then Rolled inside some building!,Meanwhile,Bumblebee kicked off a building and Punched Skywarp's Face! then Bumblebee kicked Skywarp's leg!,Skywarp fell on the ground! then Bumblebee got his Mini Cannon out!,Skywarp was getting up!,Bumblebee is Shooting! Skywarp with his Mini Cannon!,Bumblebee Shot! Out Skywarp's Boosters!!!,Skywarp is Shooting! at Bumblebee with his Assault Rifle while Running away!,Bumblebee let Skywarp Run Away,Meanwhile Savoy got up! and took the Knife out of his leg!,Savoy looked around,Savoy was hurt badly in his right leg but Savoy still Ran! towards the other room!,Savoy saw his dead Agents! on the floor!,Savoy saw Ratchet fighting Thundercracker with Hand to Hand Combat!,Ironhide then slammed into the room with Savoy!,Ironhide got up but was kicked back down by Blackout!,Savoy saw Ironhide on the ground! by Blackout!,Ironhide got his Two Cannon's out and Shot!! Blackout's Face!!,Blackout grabbed his own Face!,Blackout's Face is Badly Damage!!!,Savoy Ran right by Ironhide on the floor and Ran into another room!,Ironhide got up! and kicked Blackout's leg! Blackout fell on the ground! Ironhide grabbed Blackout's Face and SHOT Both Cannons through Blackout's Face!,Blackout's Face is Blasted Off!!!!,Ironhide then SHOT Both Cannon's at Blackout's Chest!,The Blast Shot! out Blackout's Spark!!!!,Blackout is no dead on the Floor!!!,Ironhide ran over to Ratchet so he can help Ratchet fight Thundercracker!,Savoy then Ran down into some room!,Savoy open a door and saw the Allspark!,Savoy then got his phone out!* [Savoy] I need Agents down in the Cube room now! [Agents] Yes Sir! *Optimus Prime threw Megatron on the ground! then kicked Megatron's Face!,Megatron Rolled away and got up off the ground!,Megatron then got his Sword Out!* [Megatron] You and the Autobots are Doomed Optimus Prime! [Optimus Prime] Not while i still stand Megatron! Arrrhhhh *Optimus slammed Megatron's Face! then stabbed Megatron's Left Shoulder!,Megatron grabbed Optimus right Shoulder and pulled his right arm away from the Stab! then Megatron Stabbed Optimus Stomach! then Optimus Shooting! Megatron's Face! with his Right Hand Blaster!,Optimus grabbed Megatron and threw him towards a building!,Megatron pushed away from that building and that gave Megatron enough force to Slice Optimus Prime's Chest!,Megatron Sliced Op Chest!!! Megatron the kicked Optimus Prime's Face!,Optimus then grabbed Megatron's left arm and slammed Megatron against a building! and is about to Chop off Megatron's Left Arm!,Megatron Transformed into Tank Mode! and drove backwards! then SHOT! Optimus back with his Tank Gun!,Optimus is Damage!!!,Bumblebee was Running in the streets until he saw Starscream Shooting! at Jazz!,Bumblebee got his Mini Cannon out! Bumblebee is Shooting! Starscream! Bumblebee Shot! out Starscream's Left Booster!,Starscream crashed on top of a building!,Meanwhile Agents are down in the Cube room!* [Savoy] Ok the Autobots are fighting the Decepticons! this is are chance to ship the Cube to Manhattan! [Agent] Won't the Autobots destroy us if they get this Cube!? [Savoy] Yes Autobots and Decepticons will both destroy us!,Now help me with this! *Savoy and his Agents are loading the Allspark into a SUV!,They loaded the Allspark inside of the SUV!,

if I could mensturate I wouldnt have to deal with stupid calenders...

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So to the parents of America, I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character.
The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up to the steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replace it with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy.
Fuck you Ms. Cheney! Fuck you Tipper Gore!
Fuck you with the freest of speech these divided states of embarrassment will allow me to have, fuck you!

Hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love you