Anonymous >> #198618
Posted on 2015-09-24 15:34:34 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
A couple visits another couple. Turns out they're nudists.

Lady's upset that he didn't warn her, and makes a remark that her husband is probably trying to do a wife-swap with the other guy.

Husband says they're naturalists (nudists) not sex maniacs.

Lady is still uncomfortable, and says something along the lines of "it's not a lifestyle that should be approved of".

Husband says "live and let live".

He then reassures her with something along the lines of "Besides, she's quite plump/chubby. So, Robert's into something else, too, right?" (IE: he's telling his wife that Robert, the nudist guy, is into fat chicks... so he wouldn't want his skinny wife anyways).

His wife is placated by this statement and tells her husband she loves him.

The plump nudist wife says a literal translation "I get so big you. I put the pan on the fire." .. I think this means "I'm getting ahead of myself, I need to check the cooking." (IE: she's getting ahead of herself, and before she can come out to entertain the guests she needs to check the cooking.)

She burns her tits over the pan's popping grease.

Her nudist husband says "Wow, this is the first time she's prepared 'roast breast' for guests!" (eluding to chicken breast, but referring to her tits)

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