Anonymous >> #237176
Posted on 2016-06-22 15:40:43 Score: 1 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
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○---> Homer has been sleeping on the coach for the last month after the big fight with his wife. Marge desides to take the kids on a family outing... But nature has other plans.
- (Bart): "Well, this sucks! Lisa and Homer stayed home cause they suddenly got stomach poisoning from your borscht soup, that I don't like."
- "Then you drop Maggie off at your sisters on the the way to this stupid Mr. Burns private beach with nobody else to even play frisby with.'
- "And with all this tall dune grass I can't hardly see the rest of the beach. Then the button came off my swim trunks when you tried to adjust them so now they wont stay up."
- "So here I am just sunning my self on the blanket with only a wash cloth to cover me. I'm so bored with this first summer beach outing that___! ! !__???___MOM! What are,you doing? ? ? "
- (Marge): "I see my little Man has suddenly pitched a tent with that little wash cloth now way up. Let Mommy put some lotion around it so you don't get a nasty sunburn there."
- (Bart): [for once, stunned speechless, and swallowing] "Gulp!"

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