Anonymous >> #199331
Posted on 2015-09-29 22:28:26 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
(Marge) "OK girls we have to try and feed the young calf now that Homer accidentally killed its mom with that electric cattle prod.

Anonymous >> #199414
Posted on 2015-09-30 12:26:27 Score: 1 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Lisa : Sex Ed teacher told us the other day that erect average size is between 5 and six inches... Those all look bigger to me...
Maggie : Hey Lisa! we take Mom's sowing measuring tape, and go to these guys and measure them up! Bring a pen and a piece of paper!!
Marge : Girls, you're not allowed to touch other people's privates in public!...
Lisa :For length it's OK, Mom, and for girth, it'll take only a second!
Maggie : And let's measure their balls' girth at the same time!!

Anonymous >> #319000
Posted on 2018-11-16 05:06:46 Score: 2 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Marge loved hanging out with the girls on the nudist beach.
She enjoyed talking to them about sex.
She loved the feel of the breeze and the sun on her skin, all over her.
And she enjoyed seeing her two girls nude, their ripe firm breasts, their well rounded bottoms, their all over tans.
Marge was not a lesbian, but she had always admired the nude female form, as well as the male.
She enjoyed seeing a good sized penis, and a well hung set of balls.
But what she really liked was the admiring glances she got from men, and even sometimes from women!
Yes, after all these years she still had it!!!

Anonymous >> #363706
Posted on 2020-05-09 05:22:09 Score: 2 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Oh my god mom that couple over there are having sex, he's taking her up the ass, yuk, don't knock it till you've tried it honey, how do you think my anus got so big!!!

Anonymous >> #363707
Posted on 2020-05-09 05:32:27 Score: 2 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Look mom here comes Bart and dad, wow but dad's cock is so big and Bart is even bigger, look at them both swinging away as they walk, well you should see it when it's is standing up to attention, it's a thing of beauty to behold, plus it feels heavenly in my pussy and my ass, wish I had a dollar for every time I've sucked that thing, I'd be a millionaire, oh mum your terrible, said Lisa chuckling!!!

Anonymous >> #363714
Posted on 2020-05-09 06:02:01 Score: 2 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Good morning ladies, said Glenn Quagmire with a big shit eating grin, what a lovely day to be nude, he couldn't help noticing that the younger of the two girls has her eyes locked on to his penis while her face and young breasts flush red, the older daughter takes a good long look at it then looks at his face and smiles, the mother takes a furtive glance at it then unconsciously licks her lips, it was surprising what people you could meet on a nudist beach. It's so big, thinks Maggie, I just can't take my eyes off it, wow, thought Lisa, he's even bigger then Bart, I wonder what that would feel like inside of me, oh my, thinks Marge, what I would give to take that hunk of meat up my ass!!!

Anonymous >> #363798
Posted on 2020-05-11 08:56:06 Score: 2 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Am not so sure about this, said a reluctant Maggie, I mean I love it in my pussy and all that but my ass, am really not too sure at all. Tell you what, said Glenn, why don't I start off with just sticking a finger inside you and if you like that we can progress from there. Try it honey, said Marge, I love it when Hommie gives me anal, yes said Lisa, Mili takes me up the ass as much as my pussy and I love it. There's nothing better then when Bart butt fucks us both, said the twins Sherri and Terri, we love it so much we get wet just thinking about it, hell yeh, said Allison, I was reluctant when Nelson wanted to take me up there because he's so big when he's stiff, but now I just love when he shoves it inside me, same here, said Edna with a big grin, I love it when Ned puts it up my back passage, it's such a special feeling, so different to my pussy. Oh OK, said Maggie, but be gentle please, not a problem, said Glenn with a big grin, who'd have thought when he meet Marge and the girls on the nudist beach that day it would lead to this, he thought, am in a room completely nude with seven naked women, it sounds like a dirty limerick but it doesn't get better then this. Oh wow, said Maggie as she clenched her anal muscles, that feels so good, who'd have thought that such a little thing could give so much pleasure, OK Glenn am ready for the big boy, you got it, said Glenn, a while later, Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, harder, harder ,harder, harder, yep, thought Glenn as he thrust away with his cock as deep as he could get, the old Glenn magic works again!!!

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