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Anonymous >> #338598
Posted on 2019-07-09 18:38:35 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
In all seriousness out of ALL the sexy, whacky and interesting ladies of Monogatari(and all manga/anime babes in general), Suruga Kanbaru sure steals the show and is the ONLY ONE I would DEFINATELY marry and spend the rest of my days with! Why? Here's several key reasons as to 'why':


1.She's the prime definition of the cute sporty tomboy. Her athleticism and star status of her b-ball team sure makes an impression, her skills allow her to tear through the court and put others to shame. There's no doubt she'd put me back to good health and keep me there by having me join her for daily private one on one matches, and she'd do it happily.

2.She's an utterly unabashed pervert whose kinks/fetishes stretch the imagination and are fairly extreme and out there. No doubt she'd teach me some new tricks and revive some old ones while rocking my world with her 'preferences', and she'd do it all shamelessly and with an innocent smile.

3.In conjunction with her athletic tomboyishnes, she's a near total slob and messy girl. Some may be put off by it and get angry with her, but I find her slovenliness to be a charming and cute element of her as a person. I'd laugh off her mess before joining her among it!

4.She can hold her own when things get crazy, with and without her dark power of the monkey. Her being a sports girl and tomboy means she can kick ass in the right situation, same as she does on the basketball court. My home security will receive a solid bonus with her around, that I have zero doubt.

5.She is the regular female Romeo, when she likes someone she goes for that person, even if she gets dangerously jealous and obsessive. I could care less though, when I swoon her she's ALL I'll need!

6.Beneath her immaturely perverted façade she's quite a mature sage who dispenses sound advice. She's also bluntly honest in both her dealings with others and stating sometimes uncomfortable/inappropriate facts about herself. I.E she'll denounce an obviously foolish plan and then help rework it, before cheerfully admitting she's a serious masochist who enjoys being tied up for hours.

7.This is the primary reason: She habitually wears bike shorts^ as her primary attire alongside other types of tight gym shorts. She admits to not wearing panties beneath them AND she's all but implied to wear the exact same pair for days/weeks because of her aforementioned masochism. In all honesty I'd happily sniff up her spandex covered crotch and ass cheeks as a prime component of our intimacy! Those sour/stinky odors will certainly make me bust many nuts by day's end, I know she won't mind given her own extreme kinks! No doubt she'd enjoy it.


Yup, Suruga is THE perfect marriage, she rolls athlete, pervert, mistress, lover and wife perfectly!


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