Today's job is about milking a fresh load of horse semen. The recent boom for horsemeat has drawn many newcomers into the market, but it turns out that dealing with horses is difficult for the inexperienced... We, ourselves, have moved back to pigs. (Laughter)
Look. Do you see how the horse is greased? Oiling him up makes it really glossy. He doesn't struggle over it, either. Since reigning in mares is pretty difficult, I've been milking them entirely by myself these days.
The semen is of excellent quality. I've been milking them with my ass, so I don't mix up the semen of different horses, and the semen has become very thick and pure, too. This ranch is currently hosting milking inspections, and even hands-on tours, so please try it out for yourselves if you so wish.
(Above) Scene of the milking at daybreak
