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Anonymous >> #121774
Posted on 2014-02-16 05:51:34 Score: 1 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
wow what an outfit

Anonymous >> #199624
Posted on 2015-10-01 16:28:00 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
"Yes darling,,, a lot of people mistaken me for my older sister. So you still interested? Its $150 for a quickie & the sky's the limit."

Anonymous >> #220557
Posted on 2016-02-29 22:18:45 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
Yes, Maggie was who I thought of when I first saw this picture. It's more of her (the opposite of my older sister) mentality.

Anonymous >> #221215
Posted on 2016-03-05 22:50:36 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
- (Maggie): [reflecting on life's journey] ***Well, Lisa's going to be graduating from the prestigious Saint Mary's College with a Masters Degree in some scientific mumbo jumbo next week. While her younger sister (me). Is a profesional (high school dropout) Hooker. Turning men into masochistic slaves to the tune of $3000 a day. It breaks my heart to turn so many wanna bees away. But that's the price one pays for being a natural pro. so good at what they do. ***
- ***If mom knew my real line of work & that dad was a regular customer, pissing away their pension, she'd stroke out! Pay back for kicking me out of the house @ 15. Now where is my long stem black ivory cigarette holder with my special blend reef? Must have left it in the Porsche. Darn it.***

Anonymous >> #273943
Posted on 2017-06-28 10:01:43 Score: 0 (vote Up)   (Report as spam)
-> Maggies, on going, interview on TV's "Rags to Riches" show.
- (Reporter): "So Mistress Maggie, what do you attribute your success to?"
- (Maggie): "Once I get my lips on a clients cock, he's mine forever after."
- (Reporter): "Which lips are you referring to? LOL"
- (Maggie): "Whichever is his preference."
- (Reporter): "My,my. Talented top to bottom."
- (Maggie): "We're all good for something. Take my brother Bart. He was good for shit until he had his sex change and started working for me.
- (Reporter): "How's that?"
- (Maggie): "After High school he went from job to job and got tired of geting fucked. Then he switched to being a chic and now he's really getting fucked and likes it! Go figure."
- (Reporter): "And your sister?"
- (Maggie): "Lisa's a scientist trying to save lives and I give them a reason for living. Things are great all over!"


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