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Anonymous >> #35864
Posted on 2012-01-20 22:28:30 Score: -3 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.
“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”
“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”
The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”
“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.
“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...’”
Anonymous >> #39852
Posted on 2012-02-23 09:40:12 Score: -6 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
you stole this joke from a stand up comedian, he was talking about kids at school... you thief, your not original, your a faker and a thief... and its not funny... the REAL stand up comedian was funny as hell, NO ONE came up with that joke, it was UNIQUE, so, I KNOW you got it from him, because, NO ONE has a joke like that... (fake thief)
Anonymous >> #43960
Posted on 2012-04-05 23:41:46 Score: 3 (vote Up) (Report as spam)
both of you are idiots
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